What's the result when you try to translate Chinese-English into Russian? Confusion!
My friend asked me to translate a user's manual for her, but I had a lot of trouble deciphering it, and often had to go by the diagram.
Most amusing were the "care" instructions at the end:
1) When you on-off the door, please do not overexert, for fear mangle the parts.
2) Every season put a few butter in the path, and let the door move about freely.