Why am I awake? I'm not hungry, thirsty, cold, or hot. Everything is silent. I don't remember any dreams.
I roll over...
WOOSH...or was it CRASH? Something is happening, but I don't know what. Zhenya is out of town, so it's a good thing I invited my friend to stay the night.
Neither of us know what is going on. Did I leave something on in the kitchen? Is there a fire?
I walk towards the kitchen in dread. It's coming from the bathroom, but I'm afraid to open the door.
I open the door and a spray of water hits me in the face like a geyser. I don't even know where the water is coming from, but the neighbors upstairs have "flooded" us twice before, in the middle of the night. It's hitting the walls and ceiling and me, and the floor is already covered. continue/-