Here are my most recent observations, continuing the series which you can find here and here.
These are my own observations...
-Your cursive r's come out looking like p's.
-When someone asks if you want something, instead of saying, "Yes, I do," you say, "Yes, I want." (At least, that's how it comes out in your head as you translate from Russian to English)
-You can't remember how to write a check (I suppose that could be true for an ex-pat anywhere).